plot twist: a very potter senior year is set at the olympics and harry needs to defeat a 50 ft voldemort
lionsgate: we're going to give you one character for every day from now on! isn't that exciting?
me: OMG OMG OMG OMG AOMG A YES
lionsgate: but still not finnick ha

I was about to make a post saying “Why does the spacebar take up so much space?” but then I realized that it takes up so much space because it is the space bar here is a picture of an orange to make up for my ignorance

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amouremeline:

well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone

tell them, “the arm you masturbate with the most is the hairiest”

and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms

i just did it to like

4 people

omg

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marlenefcknmckinnon:

julvett:

dangerousjobsforgirls:

That awkward moment when you get old enough to realize Harry Potter was probably the result of an accidental pregnancy.

I mean. Lily was nineteen. And fighting a war. Let’s be real here, she and James never sat down and decided it was high time to have a family.

themanintheyellowroom said: #that awkward moment when two horny teenagers saved the world with their orgasms. SUCK IT BENEDICT XVIII

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